A girl proudly says:Meri to har sans pe 1 ladka marta he.Boy:Yar fir tum koi acha toothpaste q istemal nahi karti!!!
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Bhikari: saab 6Rs. dona, coffee pini hai. man: lekin coffee to Rs.3 ki hai? Bhikari: sab grlfnd b hai. man: bhikari hokar b gf banai? bhikari: na sab, gf ne bhikari bana diya.

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1 day man aksd 2 GOD, wat is diffrence btwin ur love & my love? God smiled & replied: "A bird in sky is my love & a bird in cage is ur love".

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There is a professor talking in front of a group of boys college talking about the college policy. The professor starts talking about the girl rooms. \"If you get trapped in a girls room after nine o\'clock, you will get a fifty buck fine. If you get caught double, you get a hundred buck fine. If you get caught three times, you get a two-hundred buck fine and suspension for two days at the least.\" So a boy raises his hand and asks, \"How much for a monthly pass?
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