Code bante hain … Release ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to bugs jawan hota hai …
Dil ki khunnas manager jabaan se nahi kehte …
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai …
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Shayad mere pyar ko
test karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo..
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 10 errors aur 5 warning..
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I dont like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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